Aug 232011
 

Well, now that I’m hopefully done fighting with a bunch of masturbating Mormons (ROFLOL), maybe I can get back to making some fun 3D movies, again.
The last thing that really got everyone tweaked out, resulting in a bunch of personal attacks in the Yahoo 3DTV and Photo3D groups, was my attempt at showing people how and why to avoid using shallow depth and excessive depth (stereoscopic deviation, or what some of us call “net deviation” or “NetD”, i.e. “total depth”).
BTW, that last time I looked, the Photo3D group is beating up a 72 year old “senior”. I hope he has enough sense to get out of there quick. I’ve been in those groups since they started, over 10 years ago, and I think the recent popularity of stereoscopic 3D has caused this weird tension in those groups. Some of us saw the same thing happen with kites (e.g. rec.kites) in the 1990′s… yes, kites… I know… can you imagine getting death threats over kites? Now you know why I laugh at everything on the Internet when it comes to fighting. Yes, it has given me a warped sense of humor, I’m afraid. But, I digress… *big grin*
So, anywhoooo, I hope to get back to some demonstrations showing alternatives to all these wild amounts of depth commonly seen in 3D movies these days. Lots of people are giving up on the recent “3D fad”, but hopefully it will survive the storm. The problem is most people don’t know why “3D doesn’t work” when it doesn’t, including, sadly, most of the so-called “3D experts”.
The problem is the “NetD”. “NetD” is the “canary in the mine” for stereo 3D. Solving the NetD problem pretty much solves everything, with the exception of the relatively small percentage of people who cannot see 3D for various reasons. There will never be a solution for that except 2D. LOL.
Back in the good old days (10 years ago, for me), it was a common thing to hear people say, “shoot for deviation”, i.e. the deviation should be the goal. They were absolutely correct.
I am not the only person who knows this “key” to good 3D, but unfortunately for me, sometimes, I am probably the one with the biggest mouth…

And, yes, my “boss” really did tell me I can’t post to those groups, again… You probably thought I was joking about that. :) ))

Have a Great Day!

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
Blog: http://rogermaddy.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/rogermaddy

Aug 222011
 

*Update:
My 3D version of the “Septic Tank For The Jolly Green Giant” for the Photo3D group is here:
http://rogermaddy.com/3dflash/septicphoto3d/
…and the “Yahoo 3DTV Group In Hell” is here:
http://rogermaddy.com/3dflash/3dtvhell/

Boss,
I understand you are not going to let me post to the Yahoo 3D Groups any more, and I certainly do not want to lose my job.
I love food and shelter and can’t afford to get fired.
But, as a final tribute, I am going to do a stereoscopic rendering of my “Septic Tank For The Jolly Green Giant” for the Photo3D group, and the “Yahoo 3DTV Group In Hell”. Don’t worry, I am not going to post the images to the groups. I will never post anything to those groups again.
Then, I hope to get back on track, to more important and fun stuff.
I only learned one thing in the past few weeks in there, and that was actually a result of me Googling something, i.e. the “F-stop of the human eye”.
When you stop learning, you are DEAD. I saw a whole bunch of dead people in there.
So, I’m going to better places, where I can LEARN.
Septic tanks and Hell are not the best places to learn.

Have a Great Day!

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
Blog: http://rogermaddy.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/rogermaddy

Jul 162011
 

(Photo) Gentlemen, Start Your Engines: http://ning.it/ne4w2e

I don’t normally work on Saturday mornings, but after overeating last night at an anniversary celebration in Yorba Linda, California, I didn’t sleep very well, so I tossed and turned all night thinking about what kind of a hex I would put on the Yahoo Photo3D Group moderators if I were an evil witch instead of a God-fearing Christian.
This photo shows my decision.
I would convert the Bomb Shelter for the Yahoo Photo 3D Group moderators into a Septic Tank for the Jolly Green Giant.

Have a Great Day!
I think tonight is a great night for some redneck racing at the Irwandale speedway!
Gentlemen, start your engines!

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Jul 142011
 

Flavor-Aid, Hypodermic Needles and The Last Supper: http://ning.it/pIzOss

Tags: flavor-aid, hypodermic, needles, last, supper, cyanide, bomb, shelter, photo3d, yahoo, group, moderators, septic, tank, stereoscopic, 3d, photo, camera, angle, Jesus, roger, janice, maddy, full, moon

I thought about putting some grape-flavored Flavor-Aid containers and cyanide-filled hypodermic needles in the Bomb Shelter for the Photo3D Yahoo Group Moderators and/or FRIENDS or FOLLOWERS, or maybe putting empty Flavor-Aid containers and emptied hypodermic needles in a Septic Tank for the Cinematography 3D List, but I decided instead (for now) to paint the Last Supper on the inside ceiling of the Bomb Shelter for the Photo3D Yahoo Group Moderators.
Don’t freak out… this is just because the ceiling looked so “bare”.
I apologize for not sharing a stereoscopic 3D photo of this shot, and I also apologize for the bad camera angle and bad lighting.
The camera is near the front of the shelter, way down on the floor, shooting up (no pun intended) at the ceiling.
The reason the painting is “upside-down” is because when someone enters the shelter through the bottomless pit hole above the shadowboxed Full Moon made from rubber tire material (printed with a 3D printer), they will hopefully feel comforted staring “eyeball-to-eyeball” at Jesus while they are temporarily sitting on the Full Moon’s shadowbox.
At least it should be a soft landing… depending, of course, on how fast they come down (pun intended).

And don’t worry… there will never be anyone entering the shelter from below. THAT is a one-way tRip.

BTW, that is the same painting of the Last Supper that Janice and I have in our living room… above the FIRE place…

Have a Great Day.

And Good Luck. :)

Oh, and Happy Full Moon (again).

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
Google me.

Jul 142011
 

Blogged to the Vloggerheads group and my personal blog, with plenty of tag words to go all over cyberHell.
A Septic Tank for the Cinematography 3D List?: http://ning.it/pvAF29
http://rogermaddy.com/?p=793
Tag words: vloggerheads, Cinematography, 3D, list, 1/30, 3.3%, net, deviation, septic, tank, bomb, shelter, photo3D, yahoo, group, moderators

Wonderful. Now, it appears that I cannot post to the Cinematography 3D list.
Go ahead… make my day.
At least I have 24 hours left until the next full moon to decide what I am going to do about this…
I’m quite sure I will never survive without being able to contribute to that group of professional geniuses.
Do they even know what a “1/30 (3.3%) Net Deviation Grid” is for?
Well, I suppose I can convert the Bomb Shelter for the Photo3D Yahoo Group Moderators into a septic tank, since it is made out of solid concrete.
If I plug the bottomless pit holes, at least they won’t need rubber boots to scoop the crap.

Happy Full Moon… one day early!

And have a GREAT Day!

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
Google me.