Hexing Those Masturbating Morons in the Yahoo 3D Groups

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Jul 152011
 
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Thanks, Dave, for the idea of “a customized figurine of Roger Maddy made on the new 3D printer”, and a giveaway promotion on my blog:
“WIN your very own free 3D Maddy figurine contest”
That’s a great idea, but not really my style!
I’m sure they would just make me into a Voodoo Doll or film the figurine being burned at the stake on a bed of keyboards or something.
I’m thinking about coming up with a “hex” for those masturbating morons!
Do you think a “hex” is an evil thing to do to people?
Do you think those haters, murderers, fornicating sinners over in the Yahoo 3D groups deserve a good old-fashioned “hex” for wanting to kill me?

There is a Full Moon tonight, after all…….

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Flavor-Aid, Hypodermic Needles and The Last Supper

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Jul 142011
 
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Flavor-Aid, Hypodermic Needles and The Last Supper: http://ning.it/pIzOss

Tags: flavor-aid, hypodermic, needles, last, supper, cyanide, bomb, shelter, photo3d, yahoo, group, moderators, septic, tank, stereoscopic, 3d, photo, camera, angle, Jesus, roger, janice, maddy, full, moon

I thought about putting some grape-flavored Flavor-Aid containers and cyanide-filled hypodermic needles in the Bomb Shelter for the Photo3D Yahoo Group Moderators and/or FRIENDS or FOLLOWERS, or maybe putting empty Flavor-Aid containers and emptied hypodermic needles in a Septic Tank for the Cinematography 3D List, but I decided instead (for now) to paint the Last Supper on the inside ceiling of the Bomb Shelter for the Photo3D Yahoo Group Moderators.
Don’t freak out… this is just because the ceiling looked so “bare”.
I apologize for not sharing a stereoscopic 3D photo of this shot, and I also apologize for the bad camera angle and bad lighting.
The camera is near the front of the shelter, way down on the floor, shooting up (no pun intended) at the ceiling.
The reason the painting is “upside-down” is because when someone enters the shelter through the bottomless pit hole above the shadowboxed Full Moon made from rubber tire material (printed with a 3D printer), they will hopefully feel comforted staring “eyeball-to-eyeball” at Jesus while they are temporarily sitting on the Full Moon’s shadowbox.
At least it should be a soft landing… depending, of course, on how fast they come down (pun intended).

And don’t worry… there will never be anyone entering the shelter from below. THAT is a one-way tRip.

BTW, that is the same painting of the Last Supper that Janice and I have in our living room… above the FIRE place…

Have a Great Day.

And Good Luck. :)

Oh, and Happy Full Moon (again).

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Staying Fit In The Bomb Shelter

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Jul 122011
 
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(Photo) Staying Fit In The Bomb Shelter:
http://ning.it/npG3Y4

Good afternoon, y’all!
This project is moving along very smoothly. I am way aHead of schedule on this one!
Again, I want to apologize for not providing a stereoscopic 3D photo of this shot, but I’ve got eternity for that… ;)
A couple new things here…
The human head punching bag is made out of “life-like” material, i.e. very realistic, and it is for the Photo3D Yahoo Group moderators to stay in tip-top shape while they are in the bomb shelter.
The LCD monitor is mounted way up high. Hopefully it is up out of their way and they won’t use it as a weapon inside the shelter. Unlike the full moon 3D photo in the shadowbox, which has a frame made out of rubber tire material, the LCD screen is the real deal.
The great thing about the LCD screen is when it is not being used for video conferencing or communication, it has a nice bright green screen that produces quite a bit of light. This could be very important once the heavy solid cement “front” of the bomb shelter is pushed into place.

And God knows the Photo3D Yahoo Group moderators should consider themselves “lucky”. They could have ended up on a tombstone.

Have a Great Day!

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Moon In Bomb Shelter

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Jul 122011
 
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Moon In Bomb Shelter photo:
http://ning.it/pE3pBm

Sorry to get ahead of myself, but I’m pretty danged excited about this, Buckaroos.
I realize the full moon isn’t until this Friday, but I’ve gone ahead and shadowboxed a 3D photo of the moon and placed it on the wall of the Bomb Shelter for the Photo3D Yahoo Group moderators.
The best thing about this is the shadowbox frame was printed by a 3D printer and is made out of tire rubber.
This is Good News because although the Photo3D Yahoo Group moderators will not be interested in the 1/30 (3.3%) Net Deviation Grid beautifully framed with a solid aluminum frame and “Organic Brain” mat, they will go freaking crazy-mad over the moon. This is why I made the frame out of tire rubber.
Once again, I apologize for sharing a 2D photograph of the moon (instead of a stereoscopic 3D photo), but I promise to share a 3D alternative of the project when I am done.

Yes, we are personally responsible for everything we do in this life, and for every action, there is a consequence. :)
Do unto others as you wish they would do to you…
Have a Great Day!

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Significant Stereoscopic Discovery: Cow Jumps Over Moon

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Feb 192011
 
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Hey Diddle Diddle, Boys and Girls.
Happy Friday, Happy Full Moon and all that jazz.
I would like to briefly recap some of this week’s excitement, if possible.
Since my first post in the Yahoo 3DTV group was Nov 7, 2001 at 9:29 pm, approx 3.33 days after the group was discovered, this might be fun… well… fun for me, for sure, for sure. ;)
So sit back for a moment and have a laugh or two along with me.
The Holy Cow produces Hole Milk, which has exactly 3.33% Fat. Hole Milk is Pasture-ized Whole Milk, which has 3.7% Fat, i.e. after trimming off the Horizontal Overlap (sometimes called the non-stereo overlap or Donelapped Over Your Belt), you end up with exactly 3.33% Fat. Trust me… I got an A+ in Trig in college (Green River CC) and Queen Monkey from Monkey Land, which is 25 miles west of Maddywood, California, can verify this fact.
Non-fat Milk, produced by Totally Flat Cow, has exactly 0% Fat, like a flat piece of cardboard (or cardboarding, which is, not coincidentally, also a stereoscopic phenomenon.)
There are no coincidences, Buckaroos… or “Everything Is Relative”, as someone once said… or maybe “Everyone Is A Relative” if you believe in Adam and Eve. ;)
1% Milk is produced by Very Skinny Cow and 2% Milk is produced by Skinny Cow… or maybe I’m getting confused here with some Starbucks terminology. ;)
Now, for the Fat Cows, 4% Fat is for Cottage Cheese Cow, and 5% Fat is for something I haven’t Googled yet… maybe Half and Half Cow (half cream and half Milk?)
Before we know it, we are at 6.66% Fat, which can be produced by the Antichrist Cow, but not necessarily… if Totally Flat Cow and Antichrist Cow stand next to each other, you introduce Blurry Cow, but I really don’t want to expand on this, now, because it gets really complicated. There are some exceptions, too, e.g. if Pyramiding Cow, who might originate in Egypt, is present, or Tunneling Cow or Graduated Cow, then you might actually end up with as much as 6.66% Fat, and still be able to Focus, i.e. you are not dead after all, and you are not in Stereoscopic Hell, where it is very dark and you can no longer see anything at all…
Now, this story does have a Happy Ending… The Happiest Cow is Holy Cow, who has exactly 3.33 % Fat.
HOLY COW!!!! Is this a coincidence or WHAT???
ROFLOL

Roger Maddy
Holy Cow:
rogermaddy.com