Jul 152011
 

Janice hates it when I do this (the “what if’s”), but what if I were an evil witch, instead of a God-fearing Christian?
Let’s say, for example, that I wanted to cast a spell or a hex or whatever on those masturbating, hell-bound morons over in the Yahoo 3D Groups that want to kill me.
What would be the best “hex” for them?
I don’t normally spend time studying evil-doings, devil-worship, black magic and all that crap, so I suppose I could use Google.
Thank God it’s Friday. I need a couple days off, again.
Hopefully by Monday, all those Satan-possessed creeps that have nothing better to do than piss on my 3D parade will have crawled back into their caskets.
But I have been wrong before…………….

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Jul 152011
 

Thanks, Dave, for the idea of “a customized figurine of Roger Maddy made on the new 3D printer”, and a giveaway promotion on my blog:
“WIN your very own free 3D Maddy figurine contest”
That’s a great idea, but not really my style!
I’m sure they would just make me into a Voodoo Doll or film the figurine being burned at the stake on a bed of keyboards or something.
I’m thinking about coming up with a “hex” for those masturbating morons!
Do you think a “hex” is an evil thing to do to people?
Do you think those haters, murderers, fornicating sinners over in the Yahoo 3D groups deserve a good old-fashioned “hex” for wanting to kill me?

There is a Full Moon tonight, after all…….

Thanks,
Roger Maddy
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Mar 142011
 

Yup… read it and weep. It is TRUE. God has been talking to me, again. This usually happens to me in the middle of the night. He usually says, “Get up and go pee.” This happened to me again last night!
If you think I’m joking, just imagine what would happen if He didn’t say that!

Now, there’s a few things that “came to me” after I got back in bed, but I honestly cannot say for sure if it was God telling me these things… I’m just being honest, Buckaroos. I guess I will know “later” if these ideas came from God or not. BTW, #4 is, by far, the most exciting, so you might want to read it first. ;)

1) Creative Karaoke.
a) Instead of singing a song, try to convincingly “speak” the words like you would a poem.
b) Listen to a karaoke soundtrack via headphones, then record (or make a video) of you singing the song, i.e. the only thing people will hear is you singing…
c) and so on… ;)

2) 3D Kites.
This is actually an old idea of mine, so I will look and try to find old posts or videos about it. Imagine a bunch of kites in the sky that have stereoscopic 3D graphics on them (probably anaglyph would be easiest), and a group of spectators looking at them via 3D glasses.

3) Musical Kites.
Another old idea. I’ve got an old post about this, too. I will try to find it. Think of kites that actually make “music” somehow. Then, how about a “kite band”, i.e. a group of people flying musical kites together… etc… you know what I mean…

4) Aggressive, Random “Friending”.
When Janice (Maddy) and I were in Facebook, that creepy, evil, weird social networking site that Satan created (;)), I used an aggressive technique of “friending” people that was based on “personal interests”, e.g. music, fitness, 3D, etc. It generated almost 5,870 friends in 6-8 months or so, and AAMOF, it got to the point to where it was “self-generating” and we no longer had to look for friends, i.e. they simply found us, and Janice actually reached the “Facebook limit” soon after that (5,000). :) People were coming in by the bus loads, at that point. ;)
But, I’m not really sure if the idea of using “personal interests” to acquire friends works any better than just using a “random” method… by simply just going out there and aggressively trying to friend anybody and everybody… with the idea that people are people, and _all_ people have lots of things in common.
So, my idea is to just go get ‘em, Buckaroos… anybody and everybody. ;)
Now, why do I want so many friends? Networking. Sharing. Helping. Showing. Etc. Maybe even “selling”. If I have something that is valuable to others, then being in contact with large numbers of “friends” would theoretically make it “easier” to sell something…

Do you dig this?
Hey, I gotta go pee… I’ll be back later. LOL.

Roger Maddy
RogerMaddy.com
rogermaddy@rogermaddy.com

Mar 112011
 

If you look at the top of my blog, under the header photo, you will see a page, titled, “Please Send Me Lots Of MONEY!”:
http://rogermaddy.com/?page_id=251

Here’s what it says:





Click on the button above to send me lots of money via PayPal. This is not a joke. Why should you send me lots of money?… Because all that money that you have is making you miserable! Money is the root of all evil. DOH! It’s harder for a rich man to enter Heaven than a camel through the eye of a needle, etc, etc, etc… Hey, I didn’t write that stuff, so don’t blame me. Just send me lots of money, Buckaroo!
What am I going to do with your money? None of your business!… Whatever I want to do with it! When you give something away, you don’t start asking dumb questions about it… let it go, and get on with the rest of your life! Get over it, already!
I really don’t even need to know who sends me lots of money. You don’t give away stuff to be patted on the back, recognized or given attention. You give it away because you don’t want to be cursed with it and all the responsibilities that come along with having it. DOH! Now, please send me lots of money. And Thanks! :)

Have a nice day!

Roger Maddy
RogerMaddy.com
rogermaddy@rogermaddy.com